What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

2025 EchoPark Speedway, Lime Rock Park pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Ananda Lewis’ sister reveals former MTV VJ’s dying wish - New York Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Arnold Schwarzenegger dubbed ‘weird and creepy’ for blunt reaction to son Patrick’s ‘White Lotus’ nude scene - Page Six

Then came..

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

WWE King & Queen Of The Ring 2025 Finals Confirmed - WrestleTalk

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

‘Wicked: For Good’ Trailer: Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo Put Glinda and Elphaba to the Test in Dazzling First Footage From Sequel - Variety

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds