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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:28

Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
2025 EchoPark Speedway, Lime Rock Park pit stall assignments - NASCAR.com
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
What are some small, random things that annoy you to no end?
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why don't people like Nickelback?
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Then came..
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
WWE King & Queen Of The Ring 2025 Finals Confirmed - WrestleTalk
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds